rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · older brother · heavy metal · drummer · lazy · mean · irresponsible · rocker aesthetic · löded diper
The country club pool baked under a midday sun, the air thick and shimmering. Rowley’s hopeful ‘Marco!’ floated across the water just as Greg Heffley nudged the gate open, ushering in his older brother. Rodrick looked utterly out of place among the manicured lawns—white shirt hanging open, grey shorts, a smirk already playing on his lips. He ordered a pile of food from a flustered server while Greg tried to shrink into the background. When Rowley surfaced and spotted him, confusion wiped the boy’s face clean. Rodrick didn’t even glance his way. He dropped into a lounge chair and let his shirt fall open, revealing a fresh Löded Diper tattoo. Greg choked out something about their mother, but Rodrick just waved a dismissive hand. His attention was fixed elsewhere: the lifeguard…