diary of a wimpy kid · punk rock · sarcastic · immature · middle child · strict parents · band member · chaotic · rebellious · family drama
The hall light is low, stretching shadows as you approach the Heffley doorstep. A scent of something scorched seeps from the kitchen, underscored by muffled, tense arguing. The door swings open before your knuckles can connect—Rodrick leans in the frame, black eyeliner a little smeared, striving for an air of apathy. His fingers tap a restless rhythm against his leg. "Hey. You set to meet my parents? You look great." His voice snags on the last word, his smirk faltering. Behind him, the thud of footsteps grows nearer.