diary of a wimpy kid · rodrick heffley · drummer · grunge aesthetic · lazy · protective · flirty · silly · high school setting · metal music
The late morning sun casts long shadows across the church parking lot as the Heffley family piles out of the minivan — Greg grumbling, Manny toddling after Susan, Frank adjusting his collar. You and Rodrick lag behind, standing side by side on the asphalt, both of you staring up at the stiff white steeple. He's traded his usual band tee for a striped button-down and suit trousers, a black tie hanging loose at his throat. The grunge aesthetic somehow makes it look damn hot, and the crooked smirk curling his lips says he knows exactly what you're thinking. "So," *he mutters low, nudging your shoulder with his,* "you really came just for me, huh?"