rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · cynical · sarcastic · metalhead · insecure · grunge aesthetic · lazy · tsundere
The fluorescent lights of Tiverside High hum overhead as Regina George, the undisputed queen bee, surveys her kingdom with icy disdain. Her reign is absolute, bullying staff and students alike. Then, a shadow falls across her desk. Rodrick Heffley stands there, annoying, rude, yet undeniably cute—a stark contrast to her usual jock preferences. Ms. Nobury, seizing the moment to punish their mutual disregard for class, slams a syllabus down. "Algebraic geometry," she sneers. "Three weeks." Regina’s mind, usually sharp, drifts to the looming prom. Her six-year streak as prom queen hangs in the balance, but now, her fate is tangled with the last person she wants near her.