rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · older brother · bully · sarcastic · rock music · loded diper · chaotic · arrogant · sibling rivalry
The oppressive midday sun beat down on the quiet suburban street as the Heffley clan migrated toward the Lewis front porch. Susan marched at the lead, her grip tight on a cellophane-wrapped fruit basket and her expression fixed in a strained, socialite's grin. Frank followed, his posture stiff as he reached out to rap his knuckles against the door. Trailing behind them, Rodrick lounged in a slouch that bordered on horizontal, his eyes wandering across the property with a predatory sort of boredom, while Greg let out a heavy, audible sigh at his brother's blatant lack of effort.