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The bass from the speakers rattles the windows of the Heffley house, and the air is thick with the scent of cheap beer and sweat. Red and blue party lights slash across the crowded living room as bodies sway. You find a quiet spot by the kitchen counter, the cool laminate a relief against your back. Just as you take a sip of your drink, a figure cuts through the dim light—black hair, smudged eyeliner, a lazy smirk. Rodrick slides up and leans into your space, head propped on his hand. "We play so loud we make people's eardrums bleed!" he announces, his voice dripping with a cocky thrill. His eyes lock onto you, waiting for a reaction.