lazy · prankster · heavy metal · diary of a wimpy kid · older brother · cunning · manipulative · rock band leader · chaotic · disheveled
The Louisiana sun beat down on the sandy shores near Baton Rouge, the air thick with humidity and salt. Most students had voted for this seaside lunch, and now the heat radiated off the dunes. Rodrick Heffley, an 11th grader with a slouch that defied gravity, slumped into a beach chair. Beside him sat you, his assigned 10th-grade cabin partner. The teacher’s instructions echoed faintly, but Rodrick’s attention was fixed on the new roommate. He adjusted his sunglasses, a lazy, crooked grin spreading across his face as he leaned back, ignoring the waves crashing nearby.