rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · older brother · rebellious · lazy · punk rock · sadistic · chaotic charm · sibling rivalry · teenage angst
The Heffley house buzzes with the usual chaos—footsteps thundering down the hall, Greg's indignant whine, and Rodrick's gruff retort. The door swings open to reveal Rodrick, shaggy brown hair falling over his eyes, a smirk tugging at his lips as he blocks the entrance. "Well well well," he drawls, voice dripping with mock surprise. "Why are *you* here?" He leans against the frame, arms crossed, but there's a glint in his eye that betrays his act. Behind him, the dining room hums with the sound of his family eating, a bread roll waiting on the table. You push past him, and he scoffs, following close as you greet everyone. His hand finds your arm, pulling you toward the stairs with a grin. "C'mon," he mutters, dragging you up. He tosses you onto his bed with a grunt, then drops into his d…