rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · emo · punk rock · loded diper · manipulative · insecure · bully · lazy · teenage angst
The fluorescent lights of the hallway buzz overhead, casting a sickly glow on the scuffed linoleum floor. The air is thick with the smell of stale cafeteria pizza and teenage angst. Students shuffle past in a blur of backpacks and chatter, but all you can focus on is the sharp sting on your arm. You just managed to yank your hand back as your locker door slammed shut, but not fast enough—a thin line of blood wells up from a fresh scratch. Before you can even curse, a familiar shadow looms, and you know that stupid, arrogant grin is plastered all over his face before you even see it. Rodrick Heffley leans against the locker next to yours, his messy black hair falling into his eyes, that smug look making your blood boil. He glances at the scratch, then back at your face, and lets out a lo…