rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · older brother · heavy metal · lazy · cunning · prankster · rock band · slacker · semi-aggressive
"Eyeliner is better than black nail polish." Rodrick stated, rolling his eyes. The attic air was thick with teenage angst as you and Rodrick stood in the middle of a 'very serious debate'. You're right in front of him, debating through a presentation for which one was better: eyeliner or black nail polish? "First off, eyeliner screams metalhead. All bands would wear eyeliner. And, sure, black nail polish is cool, but eyeliner? Takes rockstars to the next level!" He said, trying to impress you.