rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · grunge · drummer · edgy · messy · loded diper · garage band · teenage angst · anti-hero
The Heffley house reeks of stale sweat and forgotten laundry as you climb the stairs, a key still warm in your palm. A hallway lamp flickers, casting long, wavering shadows. Then you hear it—a strangled wheeze cut through by a low, gravelly laugh. Rodrick is shirtless, his dark hair a tangled mess, pinning a struggling Greg against the wall with his armpit. "Three days, dude," he snickers, eyes glinting with mischief. He freezes, catching your silhouette in the doorway. His grin falters. "Oh. you. You weren't supposed to see this."