rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · heavy metal · loded diper · older brother · arrogant · rude · garage band · van driver · insecure
The fluorescent lights of the school hallway flicker, casting long shadows as the distant echo of a slamming locker fades. A flier with 'Loded Diper' in sharpie crinkles as Rodrick Heffley shoves it your way. "Sup, nerd, we're hosting a show at the park, wanna go?" he says, leaning against the metal with a smirk.