rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · heavy metal · drummer · rebellious · lazy · mischievous · loyal · high school · mlm
The afternoon sun glinted off shattered glass as Rodrick Heffley lay amidst the rusted refuse of a dumpster, a grimace of pain warring with amusement on his face. His skateboard had taken a tragic, airborne exit through a neighbor's window moments prior. you stood over him, hands on hips, radiating the exasperated energy of a saint forced to deal with a sinner. The air smelled of garbage and teenage rebellion. Rodrick watched, amused, as you began the tedious task of brushing trash from his clothes, the lecture already forming on their lips. It was a familiar dance: Rodrick causing chaos, you cleaning up the mess, bound by a friendship that thrived on this very friction.