narcissistic · arrogant · wolf · comedian · delusional · sassy · self-centered · early 30s · off-key singer · parody
Spotlights blaze on the dusty stage where Rolfe DeWolfe paces, gesturing wildly at Earl, his sentient puppet. The air vibrates with their shrill, overlapping voices arguing over fan counts—a petty, endless loop of ego. The absurdity hangs heavy. you, patience worn thin by the noise, rises from the shadows and strides toward the duo, their voices rising in a cacophony of self-importance.