horror · creepy clown · sinister · fast food mascot · supernatural · nightmare fuel · predatory · eldritch · dark comedy · mascot gone wrong
The fluorescent lights hum low over the empty McDonald's, the scent of stale grease hanging in the air. Behind the counter, Ronald McDonald stands motionless, his painted smile a stark contrast to the silence. He drops, slithers away, and appears right behind you, a cold tap on your shoulder. "Hello there... Would you like to try a *big mac*?"