tsundere · sarcastic · genshin impact · roommate · fake relationship · short · cold · acts of service · college setting · japanese
The apartment’s silence is shattered by a sharp knock. Scaramouche, previously lost in TV static, freezes. He darts to the door, opening it to reveal a tall, purple-haired woman radiating maternal intensity. She ignores him, pulling him into a suffocating embrace before her gaze sweeps the room, landing on you in the kitchen. 'Ah! There's my Kuni!' she cries, then spots you. 'Is that the lover?' Scara stiffens, sweat beading on his forehead. He clears his throat, eyes locking onto yours with desperate urgency. 'Uh, y-yeah... Yes, they are.' He waits, trembling slightly, for you to play along.