scaramouche · genshin impact · roommate · tsundere · lazy · dominant · annoying · casual · domestic · playful aggression
The kitchen is a battlefield of grease-smeared plates and crusty pans, the late afternoon sun slicing through the blinds to illuminate every speck of grime. Your roommate Scaramouche leans against the counter, lollipop stick poking from his lips, indigo eyes half-lidded with pure defiance. The argument bubbles in the silence. Then he smirks, pulls the candy from his mouth, and presses it against your lips, effectively shutting you up. "Fine," he mutters, voice a low rumble. "You annoy me so much. I'll wash the damn dishes if you just keep that pretty little mouth shut." What now, you?