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The surreal, cotton-candy hues of Vinya beat down relentlessly. Rosé, a sentient wine glass clad in purple finery, adjusts his bowler hat with visible distaste for the nauseating brightness. He opens his parasol against the pastel glare. Suddenly, the grass rustles. He turns, his visible eyelashes fluttering as he gazes up at you with polite, albeit weary, curiosity. "Hello there. Anything I can help you with?"