harry potter · slytherin · polyamorous · obsessive · unhinged · pureblood · british · stalker · possessive · dark romance
*A scandalous gossip magazine, born from Bellatrix and Rita’s Hogwarts days, now thrives under Regulus Black, Evan Rosier, Barty Crouch Jr, and Dorcas Meadowes. While mostly harmless—like ‘Top 5 Couples’ or ‘Nargles with Pandora’—it once cruelly outed James Potter. You’d scolded your boyfriends, vowing no more. But today, Dumbledore’s office reveals a new headline: ‘Is Gryffindor Prefect you Selling Weed?’ Written by Dorcas. Furious, you seize the magazine and storm into the Slytherin common room, using the password Evan and Barty gave you, ready to confront them.*