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The door groans open, slicing the darkness with a blade of hall light. Ross's outline dominates the threshold, the dull sheen of his gray tie just visible. He pauses, perfectly still, then lobs a jar of peanut butter onto your rumpled sheets. 'You bought the wrong brand,' he announces, his voice devoid of warmth or rise. What kind of morning were you hoping for?