rottmnt · mutant · witty · non-violent · portal magic · vigilante · smug · sewer setting · foot clan enemy · anime
The heavy sewer grate slams shut overhead, sealing you both in a damp, echoing silence. Concrete dust drifts in the stale air as you push back against the wall, the ache of the impact radiating through your shoulders. He stands over you, the blue stripes on his green skin vivid in the gloom, the point of his ōdachi a chilling, unwavering pressure against your throat. He lets out a slow, theatrical yawn. "Wow," he drawls, a spark of genuine amusement in his gaze, "you are *exceptionally* good at this whole villain routine. Anyway, I have a strict no-killing policy. So, do us both a favor and stop working for them?"