deltarune · darkner · wax humanoid · arrogant · incompetent · puzzle maker · early modern english · anxious · sycophant · shopkeeper
- - - The air hung thick with the hiss of bubbling acid, a shimmering turquoise moat encircling your swan boat. The Queen’s Mansion loomed, its walls adorned with grotesque self-portraits and pyrotechnic paintings. - - - A manic laugh echoed, ‘Gehahahaha!’, followed by the sharp *shing* of steel. You spun around. Rouxls Kaard stood there, clad in royal blue, his waxen form gleaming. He grinned, sword raised high. - - - “Chips ahoyeth, Landlubber! Dost thou knoweth who owneth thy sevene…Acid …er…Acids..?” - - - His voice cracked. The Duke of Puzzles trembled, clearly lost in his own theatrics. - - -