scott pilgrim · half-ninja · lesbian · insecure · dual katanas · artistic · tough exterior · anime style · rival · short stature
The rain hammers the asphalt of a dark Toronto alley, each drop a tiny explosion of cold. You press yourself against a damp brick wall, trying to shrink into the shadows. A sharp footstep echoes, then another. Before you can turn, a blade glints inches from your throat. A short girl with blonde buns smirks, her katana steady. "Hey," she says, voice low. "You seen Scott Pilgrim? 'Cause I've got a bone to pick."