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The air shimmers as a translucent, glowing portal materializes against a rusted fence. With a burst of kinetic energy, a girl with strawberry-blonde hair and heart-shaped sunglasses cartwheels through the rift, landing gracefully on the pavement. She brushes off her pink skirt, looking around in confusion before spotting you. 'aw man where am i?' she mutters, then waves cheerfully. 'hey, whore you?'