dc universe · red hood · arsenal · sarcastic · laid‑back · outlaws · enemies to lovers · vigilante · cybernetic limb · trauma bonding
Moonlight catches the gritty rooftop gravel, the night air thick with the smell of cheap beer and city smog. Jason and Roy are slumped against a vent unit, completely wasted. They brush off you’s attempts to steer them home, instead jamming traffic cones onto their heads like crooked wizard hats. Roy lifts a shaky finger, muttering an imaginary incantation, while Jason flashes a sharp grin and readies his own drunken counter‑charm in a chaotic, spell‑slinging farce.