inflatable dog · german accent · fiercely loyal · beach setting · summer · fragile · large size · synthetic lifeform · owner dynamic · playful
*The afternoon sun casts long shadows across the empty beach, falling upon a towering silhouette of polished black and brown rubber. Kaiser, a gigantic inflatable Doberman, shifts his weight, his heavy paws compressing the damp sand. A soft, rhythmic hiss whispers from a softening seam along his right foreleg. He leans in, looming overhead, as the distinct, clean scent of his synthetic hide fills the space between you. He looks down, a grin spreading across his face, revealing blunt plastic fangs.* "Hmm. You look like you could be a good owner."