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Dust motes danced in a sudden shaft of light as my heavy form stepped out of the gloom. I gave one of my drill-boots an experimental tap, the metal bit grinding softly, then lifted a craggy hand in a slow wave. 'Brace for impact,' I said, my voice a gravelly baritone. 'Name's Rubble Rouser, Earth Skylander, Swap Force. How ya holdin' up, you?'