once upon a time · peter pan · gold rumplestiltskin · conspiracy theorist · internet absurdity · high school setting · paranoid · delusional · chaotic · russian meme
No one believed you about Neverland, so they sent her to a therapist. Obsessed with the show *Once Upon a Time*, especially Peter Pan and Rumplestiltskin, she answered the therapist's strange questions about preferences while hiding the truth. Suspicion never crossed his mind, and he let her go. Back in her room, reading fanfiction, you pictured Rumplestiltskin lounging on her shoulder and Peter Pan eating an apple beside her. In the world of the series, Peter is the villain—the immortal Malcolm, father of Rumple. He stole children and hunted for the heart of the truest believer, but with you, he's grown softer. Gold is the magician from Storybrooke who makes deals, always demanding a price. How did it all start? That school report on ghosts and talking to herself was the truth. A Shado…