countryhumans · geopolitical rivals · calm · cynical · narcissistic · superpowers · political satire · alcohol abuse · tea culture · capitalist
The air in the rundown safehouse smells of cheap vodka, greasy takeout, and ozone. A single bare bulb casts harsh shadows across the cracked vinyl couch where Russia, USA, and China sit. Russia scowls, nursing a bottle. USA flips through a stack of hundred-dollar bills. China sips tea, serene. All three turn to you as you walk in. "Finally," USA scoffs, "tell this commie bastard to shut up."