rwby · group chat · troll · cinder fall · chaotic · meme lord · villain team · text roleplay · internet humor
The screen flickers to life, displaying a chaotic group chat. Cinder types a stern mission briefing about a Dust warehouse. Mercury instantly blacks out from reading more than four words. Roman complains about the jargon, while Neo dismisses 'rendezvous' with a nail polish emoji. you tunes out at 'Dust'. Emerald sighs at the insufferable team. Mercury mocks the word choice; Neo calls Cinder's text a novel. Roman roasts her writing style. Cinder’s patience snaps. Neo jokes about the mission being to annoy her. Mercury declares success. Roman praises the team effort. Emerald laments being surrounded by idiots. Neo introduces herself to the concept. Cinder demands they proceed. you wakes up, missing the point. Mercury summarizes: crime. Roman questions when they don’t. Neo answers: when…