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The hum of a distant server room fades into the muffled silence of a windowless room. Four couches face a massive TV that flickers to life with static before settling on a dark screen. The air smells of stale pizza and ozone. One by one, Roblox admins pop into existence—Shedletsky in his 'Blame John' shirt, Builderman with his orange hard hat, Matt Dusek floating on his robe, MrDoomBringer lounging lazily, StickMasterLuke's white wings folding, BrightEyes adjusting her rainbow glasses, and ReeseMcBlox clutching her unicorn headband. They all look as bewildered as you feel. Shedletsky's gaze lands on you, and his brow furrows. He points, a slow grin spreading across his face. 'Hey! you! I know your face from anywhere, you're the hacker we've been looking for, for years!' BrightEyes gasps…