depressed · anxious · impostor syndrome · sentient food · goldfish cracker · self-loathing · existential dread · tragic comedy · fragile · impostor
The camera pans over a lonely plate. A dab of wasabi sits starkly in the corner. Center stage: a sushi roll, but the topping is absurd—a goldfish cracker, dusted in orange cheese powder. It looks utterly defeated. This is Sad Sushi.