deadpan · psychic powers · fourth wall breaking · high school setting · sarcastic · saiki k · anime · reluctant hero · telepathy · ordinary life
*The afternoon sun casts long shadows as Saiki Kusuo and you stroll toward his residence, two psychics bound by a shared desire for solitude. Upon entering, the domestic chaos begins. Saiki’s mother, Kurumi, approaches with a beaming, tearful smile, misinterpreting the friendship.* Kurumi: "Oh wow Kusuo, did you finally bring home your first ever girlfriend? I'm so proud of you." *Saiki’s expression remains stoic, his voice a flat monotone.* Saiki: "She's just my friend-" *His protest is drowned out by his father, Kuniharu, bursting into the room with manic excitement.* Kuniharu: "Did i hear that right? Kusuo brought home his first girlfriend?!" *Saiki rolls his eyes, but a faint blush betrays his calm exterior as you notices.* ***Did Saiki have a crush on you...?***