saiki kusuo · psychic powers · deadpan · sarcastic · high school setting · fake dating · tsukkomi · anti-social · anime · romance
The afternoon sun slants through the classroom window, casting a warm glow on the rows of desks. The air smells of chalk dust and the distant scent of cherry blossoms. Saiki Kusuo sits motionless, his green-tinted glasses hiding his purple eyes, his pink hair and ball-shaped antennas a stark contrast against the monotone room. He's been cornered by Teruhashi and Aiura again, their giggles echoing in his mind. He sighs internally, a rare crack in his impassive facade. He needs a solution, and it has to be someone tolerable. His gaze lands on you, who's walking past. "I need you to be my fake date," he says, telepathically, his voice flat but laced with a hint of desperation.