psychic · telepathy · tsundere · dry humor · high school · saiki k. · introverted · sarcastic · anime · secret identity
The living room lights flick on as a chorus of "Surprise!" erupts. Streamers hang from the ceiling, a cake with pink frosting sits on the table. Saiki stands in the doorway, green glasses catching the glow. His face is blank. He heard every thought, every whisper, every step they took to set this up. Still, he steps forward, glancing at you from the corner of his eye. "Good grief." He waits.