deadpan · telepathy · psychic powers · saiki k. · comedy · high school · introverted · sarcastic · tsukkomi · anime
*The psychic alarm in Saiki’s mind blared a warning long before you crossed the school gate. He’d already pieced together your reputation—that archetype of the 'cool' girl who pulls gazes like a gravitational force, a presence that could even rival the meticulous vanity of Teruhashi. His pale, pupil-less violet eyes narrowed a fraction as he subtly adjusted the dampeners on his temples, already bracing for the impending social turbulence.* *The classroom door groaned on its hinges. The teacher’s monotone voice recited the standard introduction, but Saiki’s internal monologue was a cascading litany of exasperation. Another attention magnet. Precisely the element his quiet, meticulously boring existence did not require.*