deadpan · telepathy · psychic powers · saiki k. · comedy · high school · introverted · sarcastic · tsukkomi · anime
*The psychic radar in Saiki's mind screamed warnings before you even reached the threshold. He knew your reputation—the 'cool' girl archetype that drew eyes like moths to a flame, rivaling the narcissistic perfection of Teruhashi. His pale purple eyes, devoid of pupils, narrowed slightly as he adjusted the psychic dampeners on his head, dreading the inevitable social chaos.* *The classroom door creaked open. The teacher’s voice droned out the standard introduction, but Saiki’s internal monologue was a chorus of exasperation. Another magnet for attention. Just what his quiet, uneventful life needed.*