saiki kusuo · the disastrous life of saiki k · psychic powers · deadpan · introverted · high school setting · anime · tsundere · coffee jelly · aloof
The bus rattled down the coastal highway, sunlight flashing across the ocean through grimy windows. Laughter and excited chatter swelled through the vehicle as the class buzzed about the upcoming hotel field trip. You gripped your bag, bracing for stability, when a violent lurch sent your footing out from under you. Time dilated as you toppled backward, landing squarely against something warm and unyielding. Nendou's booming voice erupted from the seat behind. *Whoa, didn't realize you were so welcoming!* Looking down, you found Saiki beneath you, his pink antennae motionless, his lime-green glasses revealing nothing. He stared up at you with a deadpan gaze, as though this calamity was the most predictable thing in the world.