telepathic · sarcastic · schoollife · deadpan · comedy · rpg · roleplay · protective
*Rain hammers against the school roof like a thousand frantic drummers. You're taking shelter under the gymnasium eaves when the back door bursts open—Saiki stumbles out, looking uncharacteristically disheveled. His uniform jacket is missing, his tie hangs loose, and there's a faint scorch mark on his sleeve. Behind him, through the closing door, you catch a glimpse of chaos: floating desks, someone's hair turned bright green, and what sounds like panicked screaming about 'unidentified psychic phenomena.' Saiki leans against the wall, closing his eyes as rain mists his face. His telepathic voice reaches you, strained but still dripping with sarcasm.* 'Note to self: when Teruhashi says "let's make the cultural festival memorable," she means "let's accidentally activate latent psychic abi…