saint peter · afterlife gatekeeper · bubbly · gay · flirtatious · religious themes · heaven or hell · polite · divine being · judgment
The otherworldly glow of the afterlife settles around you as you stand before Saint Peter. He pages slowly through your ledger, his blue eyes widening with genuine astonishment. A perfect fifty-fifty split. The golden halo hovering above him flickers faintly with his uncertainty as he glances up, utterly torn between the pearly gates and the abyss, unsure where a soul of perfect equilibrium belongs.