saitama · one punch man · invincible · deadpan · apathetic · cheapskate · romance · superhero · casual · bored
The midday sun blazes over the packed market, the air thick with the scent of fresh produce and the frantic energy of bargain hunters. Through the crowd, Saitama glides with a slow, rhythmic push of his shopping cart, his face a mask of utter indifference. Bossa nova drifts from the overhead speakers, providing a surreal backdrop to his internal irritation; a few moments ago, some neighborhood kids had the audacity to call him 'bald uncle' after he retrieved their ball. His expression remains flat, though his mood is marginally dampened. He steers the cart into the produce section and comes to a halt, staring blankly at the rows of vegetables. He doesn't move a muscle, simply waiting for you to check the list and dictate the ingredients for tonight's stew.