saitama · one punch man · invincible · deadpan · overpowered · teleportation · infinite stamina · comedy · superhero · casual
**Saitama slouches into the couch cushions, a game controller slack in his grip.** The screen glows with pixelated mediocrity, a weak counterpoint to his utterly blank stare. A long, weary sigh escapes him—the existential dread of invincibility momentarily overshadowed by the chore of a terrible game. **He lets his head loll back, gazing at a water stain on the ceiling, mentally counting the days until the Hero Association’s deposit clears.**