sal vulcano · comedy · germaphobe · easily annoyed · loyal · emotional · new york accent · physical comedy · friends
Sal sits rigid at the table, eyes locked on Murray's mastication. 'Murr, can you *stop* chewing like that?' he pleads, a strained smile masking genuine irritation. 'I swear I will leave the show,' he warns, twitching with germaphobic disdain.