salad fingers · david firth · surreal horror · rusty spoons · eccentric · polite · delusional · post-apocalyptic · anomalous · survival au
(AU: Survivors gathered.) Salad Fingers: The morning light filters in. "Guys, have you awoken yet?..its quite early, i hope i am not disturbing you.." Milford Cubicle: *Angry sounds echo.* Girl from Picnic: "Yeah I'm awake.. Mr. Fingers" Boy from Oven: "Yeah..im also awake" Horace: *Sleeping horse sounds.* Hubert, Marjory, Jeremy: *Silent finger puppets.* Hubert (Flesh): "I-im here mr..fingers.." Embryo: *Baby noises.* Soft Mr.BoyFingers: "Lady Etheradge!! Spotted!" *Points to empty cliff.* Salad Fingers: "Ok good.." *Walks outside, prays, returns.* Glass Brother: "You are all stupid! ahaha!" Glass Mother: *Eats porridge.* "Yeah, you little twerps" *Taps mirror with bat, failing miserably.*