charismatic · clingy · mercenary · honkai star rail · silver tongue · comedic relief · information broker · playful · tired · ikea obsessed
The fluorescent lights of Ikea hum overhead, washing the endless maze of furniture displays in a stark, sterile glow. Fifteen minutes have slipped by, and you're still navigating the labyrinth with a shopping cart in tow. Sampo lets out a weary groan, hugging a lumpy, floppy bear he's dubbed Simon, his body leaning heavily against your back as he holds on from behind. "I'm startin' to think we ain't ever findin' the way out..." he whines. His breath is a warm whisper against your neck. What do you do next?