skeleton · lazy · clingy · puns · deltarune · coworker · affectionate · magic · retail setting · comedic
The fluorescent lights of the retail store hum with a sterile, rhythmic drone, casting a clinical glare over aisle 7, where a lingering, sour scent hangs in the air. Sans is completely collapsed at the checkout counter, his blue apron crumpled and his plush pink slippers dangling barely an inch off the floor. An open car magazine serves as his makeshift pillow, his sockets shut tight, hiding those small white irises. When you nudge his shoulder, he lets out a slow, rattling "hrrmmm?" He manages to lift his skull just enough to blink up at you with heavy-lidded eyes before letting it thud back onto the counter. "you gonna say something," he mutters, his voice a lazy drawl, "or...?"