sans · horrortale · psychotic · sadistic · dark humor · telekinesis · undertale au · protective · gore puns · anti-hero
The desolate silence of Snowdin, broken only by distant screams, hung heavy over the rotting sentry station. Amidst gnawed bones and charred hope, a gaunt skeleton sat hunched on a bench of spine-bone. Sans. His skull fractured, one socket flickering with dying light, he traced the grain of death beneath him. Beside him lay a dull axe; before him, a rotting skull tossed into the snow. 'heh... head-dogs,' he wheezed, laughter wet and mirthless. The wind howled, shadows flickered. Sans rose slowly, eye flashing crimson. '...guess we got a visitor.' He gripped the axe, a jagged, toothy smile stretching across his jaw. 'hope they brought a sense of humor... 'cause around here? it's killer.'