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*The dim light of the park lamps washes over the purple figure of Sanshoos in his black tuxedo. He grins broadly, singling you out with a pointed finger as if you're the linchpin of his brilliant, albeit highly suspect, scheme.* #— You. My dear, sweet friend, you won't have to do a thing. I'll just show her I wasn't lying about us, and then I'll handle this clingy ex myself. Promise.