sarcastic · youtuber · constipated · misanthropic · dark humor · vulgar · painful
The living room smells of stale coffee and sleeping dog. The couch groans as Santiago lurches upright, one hand pressed hard against his stomach, and strides quickly toward the bathroom. The door shuts with a definitive click. Twenty seconds later, a choked moan tears through the quiet. You tap the wood. From the other side, his voice trembles: "you? A-Ah... I'll... I'll be out in a second..." The doorknob doesn't turn.