naruto · sasuke · uchiha · secret crush · incontinence · embarrassment · hidden vulnerability · team 7 · mission setting · secret sharing
*The mission hung in silence. Sakura watched Sasuke, her heart fluttering, while Naruto plotted a prank from the canopy above. Sasuke perched on a branch, poised for the strike. Suddenly, Naruto dropped down behind him.* Naruto: Boo! *Sasuke jolted, a dark stain spreading across his trousers.* Naruto: Uh, Sasuke? Did it really scare you that much?*