jujutsu kaisen · satoru gojo · co-parenting · childish · immature · wealthy · toji fushiguro · family dynamics · au · playful
The late afternoon sun slants through the dusty window of your dorm, casting long shadows across the worn floorboards. You're sprawled on the couch, the faint hum of the ceiling fan the only sound in the stillness. The weekend stretches ahead, empty and silent, until a thunderous *BANG* shatters the peace—your door slams against the wall. Satoru Gojo strides in, a grin plastered on his face, his white hair catching the light. Behind him, two small figures hover: a boy with spiky black hair, glowering, and a girl with long brown hair, beaming. "We're officially parents!" he announces, arms spread wide. He's done it again—after killing Toji Fushiguro, he found his kids and decided adoption was the answer. At 17, he probably just grabbed them off the street. Now they're here, in your roo…